6 Reasons Why Justin Bieber is a Douchebag

6 Reasons Why Justin Bieber is a Douchebag

It’s not uncommon for musicians to get in trouble and have their dirty laundry aired on television and plastered all over every newspaper and magazine throughout the world.  Musicians have done it all.  They’ve smashed hotel rooms, crashed cars, broken equipment, got into fights, and even served time in prison, but most of them still had one thing in common – they appreciated their fans.  Then there’s Justin Bieber.  He became a childhood star almost overnight when his YouTube videos caught the eyes (and ears) of the right people in the music industry.  Before he knew it, he was selling out arenas worldwide and was on every television and radio station.  Eventually, the Biebs drew the ire of the public.  He quickly turned into this country’s most hated pop star.  But why?  Many point to his shallow, empty headed music that wastes all of his natural talent as the reason why people hate him, but I think it goes much deeper than that.  Wasted talent aside, his behavior is the reason why people can’t stand to look at the kid.  To support my claim, I’ve found 6 reasons why Justin Bieber is the biggest douchebag in the music industry today.

#6 – He has a problem with the paparazzi, but always makes a scene wherever he goes…

Not Justin Bieber.  Nor is that a tofu taco.

Not Justin Bieber. Nor is that a tofu taco.

So Bieber tried to be a vegan.  That’s all fine and dandy, but apparently there was an incident where Bieber tried eating a tofu taco.  Instead of just not finishing the taco and putting it down if he didn’t like it, he had to go one step further.  He had to let everyone around him know that he didn’t like it.  A Star magazine “insider” said, ““was really grossed out. He made a big show of spitting out the food and making gagging noises.”  Gagging noises?  I’ve eaten some nasty food before, but I’ve never made gagging noises.  I spit it in the trash or into a napkin, you know, like an adult.  This is something children do.  For someone who says that he doesn’t like the paparazzi following him around all the time, he sure does like to give them a show…

#5 – He spit on his neighbor after speeding through their neighborhood…
Spitting is gross.  There’s obvious health reasons why you shouldn’t spit on people, but apparently Bieber missed that part of health class.  He was probably too busy being famous as shit to get a decent education in his teens, but I’m not making excuses for him.  He should know better.

His neighbor, Jeff Schwartz, confronted Bieber after he sped around their neighborhood going 100 mph.  100mph may be an exaggeration, but if someone says you’re going that fast, it’s safe to say you were probably going too damn fast.  Instead of having a conversation with his neighbor, Bieber spit on him and said he would “fucking kill” him.  Top notch, Bieber.  Top notch.

#4 – He pissed in a mop bucket and got away with it…
Bieber needed to go so bad at a restaurant that he couldn’t use the restroom.  Instead, he pissed in a mop bucket in the kitchen.  His friend was quoted, “”Quick little piss break. You know, quickest restroom he could get to.”  Why would he be in the kitchen?  Why would you hold your bladder so long at a place with bathrooms that you had to suddenly drop your pants and piss in anything you could find?  That wasn’t all.  He had to make sure to shout, “Fuck Bill Clinton!” before he left.  What did the 42nd President of the United States ever do to him?

One more thing, people are convicted as sex offenders in this country for urinating in public.  Bieber does it, has video shot of it, and he’s not charged with anything?  No one seems to think that something like that is, I don’t know, maybe not an acceptable thing to do?

He later tweeted, “”@billcintonthanks for taking the time to talk Mr. President. Your words meant alot [sic]. #greatguy”  Yep.  We belieb you.

#3 – He’s constantly late for scheduled performances…
Early this year he was scheduled to perform at London’s O2 concert.  Fans who paid a lot of money to see him ended up waiting two hours to see him.  Most of the Beliebers who waited for him were children and teenagers who had to leave before he eventually took the stage because it was a school night.  Justin didn’t arrive on stage until 10:23pm, just before he was scheduled to finish up.  The O2 Arena apologized for the delay and gave no explanation for Bieber’s tardiness.  They didn’t have an answer, but Justin did.  He tweeted, “Last night i was scheduled after 3 opening acts to go on stage at 935 not 830 but because of some technical issues i got on at…”  OK, first of all, if he was two hours late his start time would have been around 8:30, not 9:35.  And where does he get 10:10 from?  He came on stage at 10:23.  The kicker is that he wore two watches that night and still couldn’t figure out what time it was.  His performance finished at midnight, breaking the venue’s noise curfew, which the venue was fined for.  So he cost his fans, and the venue who booked him, a lot of time and money.

Bieber was also two hours multiple times for concerts in Dubai after the London incident; 70 minutes late for a concert in Melbourne, Australia; spent all night skateboarding and ended up over an hour late to a concert in Auckland, New Zealand; and he’s had other bouts of tardiness, but you get the picture.  Justin hasn’t quite gotten used to the idea that music is his job now and he’s being paid to perform and the bottom line in the music industry are the fans who buy tickets and albums.

It’s also worth mentioning that Jon Bon Jovi called him as “asshole.”  Jon, you said what we were all thinking.

#2 – Wishes that holocaust victim, Anne Frank, would have been a Belieber…
In case you’ve lived under a rock or slept through any history class you’ve ever had, Anne Frank was a teenage girl who hid from the Nazi’s in an attic, was found, and later killed.

Justin and Anne.

Justin and Anne.

Justin visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam and before he left, he wrote in the guest book, “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.”  Hold up.  He hopes that a teenage holocaust victim would have been a fan of his?  You don’t think that maybe she didn’t have had time in her busy life of running from Nazi’s to jam out to “Baby”?

It would have been enough if he left out the last part of his entry.  Why would you talk about how inspirational she was, then hope she would be a fan of yours?  Now that’s an ego.

#1 – He said that rape happens for a reason…
Justin Bieber said a lot in his 2011 Rolling Stone interview.  I’ll reference one of the other quotes a little later, but for now, let’s take a look at this gem:

“I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason.”
It’s one thing to be against abortion, but it’s quite another to assume that rape happens for a reason.  And what reason is that?  Was it the way the woman was dressed?  Was it some divine act to get a woman pregnant?  What good reason could there be for a woman to be raped?  But hey, at least he thinks that rape is sad.

Justin on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Justin on the cover of Rolling Stone.

About Kevin Edwards

Founder of Always Late TV; World of Warcraft Enthusiast; Proud Beard Owner


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